We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.
Bob Hope As you get older three things happen.
The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
Sir Norman Wisdom
Girl before Marriage looks like Barbie Doll
After marriage,beautifull doll
AFTER 1 YEAR , NICE DOLL
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.